Due to a power outage, only one
paramedic responded to the call.
The house was very dark so the
paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr
old girl to hold a flashlight high
over her mommy so he could see
while he helped deliver the baby.
Very diligently, Kathleen did as
she was asked. Heidi pushed and
pushed and after a little while,
Connor was born.
The paramedic lifted him by his
little feet and spanked him on his
bottom. Connor began to cry. The
paramedic then thanked Kathleen for
her help and asked the wide-eyed
3-yr old what she thought about
what she had just witnessed.
Kathleen quickly responded,
"He shouldn't have crawled in there
in the first place......smack
his ass again!"